The costly strike by the WGA left studios' pockets a little emptier and TV sets blazing with crap.
Now it's over, and your favorite shows should return ASAP - unless they don't return 'til fall (examples: Pushing Daisies and Chuck). The good news for Lost fans: on top of the eight already in the can, we'll get an additional five, for a total of 13, just three shorter than originally planned. Producers have promised the lost three episodes will be melded into future seasons.
What do we think of season four so far? I'm digging the flash forwards - it adds a layer to the mystery but d
oes hint at answers. The new Losties, though, while interesting, are keeping me a little frustrated with even more questions. But I think it'll all be worth it in the end.
oes hint at answers. The new Losties, though, while interesting, are keeping me a little frustrated with even more questions. But I think it'll all be worth it in the end.I especially dug last week's Sayid-centric episode - I sure wasn't expecting Ben to pop up, were you? What exactly do you think his front is? Killing all of Naomi's freighter friends? And who are the last two of the "Oceanix Six"? Talk amongst yourselves.
104 comments:
My show was not crap.
What? Chuck isn't returning til fall?
Lostie the snowman...
What does "Oceanix" mean?
Last week you dug Sayid? Last week I dug Paolo and Nikki ... out of their graves to get their diamonds.
So that's what happened to my White Diamonds!
> sptla44 said...
> What does "Oceanix" mean?
It's like trix. Except for dolphins, not kids.
Beetis?
When I want to add a layer of mystery, I like to daub a bit of ketchup behind each ear instead of perfume. Keeps the men guessing.
You better not be referring to "American Gladiators" as crap or you're in for one badass Teutonic beatdown.
I imagine your "frustrated" face resembles your "constipated" face.
Zing!
I like to put some ketchup behind one of my ears and mustard behind the other one. That way, when I get hungry when I'm firing my tennis ball gun, I can just fix myself a hot dog right there on the spot.
If you mix up the letters in Sayid-centric, you get
Scant icy ride
My show is not crap! Although it seems that every week I wind up wading through a giant pool of crap..
One time I left my neighbor's front doorstep blazing with crap.
Aha! So THAT'S who did it! Thanks a lot, jerk!
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Er, I mean, Ben!
No, not your doorstep, 143, I was talking about 145!
Aren't all episodes of lost lost episodes? How do the three lost episodes differ from the rest of the lost episodes? After they find them, are they still lost episodes?
Talk amongst ourselves?
All right... we will.
I hereby christen the other two "Oceanix Six" people Statler & Waldorf. This show needs on-screen heckling.
Ooo, so can we talk about anything, then? What's your favorite condiment? Are Cadbury Cream Eggs smaller, or are you just bigger? WHY AM I OBSESSED WITH FOOD??!!!!
Well, who left that crap on my doorstep then? Was J.J. Abrams bleeding off leftover plotlines in my neighborhood?
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>sptla60 (aka Augustus Gloop) said...
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> Ooo, so can we talk about >anything, then? What's your favorite >condiment? Are Cadbury Cream Eggs >smaller, or are you just bigger? WHY >AM I OBSESSED WITH FOOD??!!!!
Horseradish sauce mixed with cinnamon toothpaste.
Smaller or bigger than what? It's all relative.
Because you're a glutton.
>sptla143 said...
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> Well, who left that crap on my >doorstep then?
It was I.
Crap on..
Crap off..
Crap on, crap off.
The crapper.
>sptla60 (aka Augustus Gloop) said...
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> Ooo, so can we talk about >anything, then? What's your >favorite >condiment? Are Cadbury >Cream Eggs >smaller, or are you >just bigger? WHY >AM I OBSESSED >WITH FOOD??!!!!
Mustard mixed with cherry coke.
Yes.
Because Cadbury Cream Eggs are food. And delicious.
It's a good thing the show is named "Lost."
Yeah, I couldn't follow any of it!!
OH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!!
I'm really hoping that ABC decides to do a cross-over with another show; that way the writers won't have to write so much so fast because two shows can use the same plotline. Like, can all the people on "According to Jim" suddenly appear on the island? And then they can be killed?
Slowly, of course.
However, that would probably mean that the Oceanix Six would have to appear 50 pounds heavier on a couch in suburban America on that show. Well, Hurley's all set, then.
>sptla60 (aka Augustus Gloop) said...
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> Ooo, so can we talk about >anything, then? What's your >favorite >condiment? Are Cadbury >Cream Eggs >smaller, or are you >just bigger? WHY >AM I OBSESSED >WITH FOOD??!!!!
I am a purists. I use no condiments because they mask the true taste of my food.
I eat no cadbury cream eggs, I just eat chicken eggs. whole.
I am not obsessed with food. I do not understand.
HO HO HO!!!!!
HO HO HO!!!!!
Heh.
OH YEAH!!
How about a cross-over between Lost and The Twilight Zone? Or The X-Files after season 6?
Wait, who would be able to tell the difference?
But I haven't been stuck inside a tube in decades! Can't I just have one?
>sptla60 (aka Augustus Gloop) said...
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> Ooo, so can we talk about >anything, then? What's your favorite >condiment? Are Cadbury Cream Eggs >smaller, or are you just bigger? WHY >AM I OBSESSED WITH FOOD??!!!!
Blueberry syrup.
I'm just bigger.
You're not chewing enough gum.
Unlike Violet, I will NOT stick gum behind my ear. Ketchup is one thing. But gum -- that's just low-class.
New topic. What would you do if you were a rich man?
Easy. I'd buy the network and cancel this show!
I eat gum.
OH HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!!
>sptla99 (aka Statler) said...
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> New topic. What would you do if >you were a rich man?
Buy White Diamonds for my wife -- gallons of it!
>Anonymous sptla99 (aka Statler) >said...
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> New topic. What would you do if >you were a rich man?
I forgot the question, could you repeat it?
Beetis?
>sptla99 (aka Statler) said...
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> New topic. What would you do if >you were a rich man?
I am a rich man.
You know, they are calling this show a runaway hit.
Yeah, whenever it comes on, you wanna run away!
OH HO HO HO HO HO HO!!!!
New episode tonight! Here's hoping that someone teaches Jeremy Davies how to shave.
I just hope the next post about Lost has more math in it!
I'm Lost.
http://www.matheory.info/nks/calculus.png
I'm waiting for "Lost" to turn into "Lost of the Flies," since it's already pretty damn similar. Getting dumped on an island without a say in the matter. The two feuding boys who both want to be the leader. Boar hunting. Piggy. Warring factions on the island with murderous intent. Wasn't there even a conch shell for a bit?
Now it seems the adults have come to pick the surviving schoolchildren off the island again since, oops, the world didn't go nuclear after all. But somehow the time on the island changed them.
Sigh.
I just loved Sayid in The English Patient.
I just loved Sayid in me.
Who are all these other Sptla blowhards? I'm the only real Sptla!
noah?
Nope, I know who it is. It's not Noah, but the name does start with "N."
Hey, my name doesn't start with "N."
Neither does mine! Weren't you an English major? Shouldn't you know the difference between letters?
My name may or may not start with N.
No, I'M the real sptla
My name starts with "H". I squish you now.
>Badonkajohnks (aka Linda) said...
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> noah?
The ark leaves Apr 22. Gather animals.
Hell with the animals. Gather the sptlas!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!
Why can't there be 2? Look, there's a 2 in my name. So there must be a 2.
ahhh...i think i got it!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!
(in case you didn't hear me the first time)
Shut your hole, 1.
Where did you come from 2? Do I know you?
WE CANNOT BE GATHERED! RUN SPTLAS, RUN! THEY WILL NEVER CATCH US!
Who speaks to me? There can only be 2! But you might know me, I get around. And around. And around.
You spin me right round, baby, right round, like a record, baby, right round round round.
I knew my time would come around again! Where are my shoulderpads and neon colored clothes? Wait, let me tease my hair higher! Where's the hairspray?
So do you think about Lost when you're on the crapper? Trying to figure it all out? I'm trying to visualize a little thought bubble above you, your face pinched in concentration (on a few things,) but that picture of Old Main keeps getting in the way.
Damn you, Old Main!
>around. And around. And around.
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Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down!
We should totally have a sptla party. What should the theme be?
Uh, shouldn't it have been sptla52 who made that reference?
("Funkylittleshack. FUN. KEY LITTLE SHACK!!")
I am 38!
Without me there would be no others.
And without Jonathan's easily guessable passwords, there would be no me.
Perhaps it's time for me to start posting on this blog...
DON'T FALL FOR THE LIE ABOUT THE PARTY!! IT'S ANOTHER EXCUSE TO GET US ALL IN ONE PLACE AND TRAP US!!!!
I was on the crapper. I had 51 post for me.
Hey, we've almost made it to 100 comments. If Jonathan doesn't post about another episode soon to distract us with a new post, we'll totally make it!
I don't care what the theme is, as long as there are brats.
God, who invited the geezer with the God complex to the party. Shut it 38, your time is passed!
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I AM THIRTY-EIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT ANGER ME, PUNY TWO.
sptla32 (aka hellga) said...
I don't care what the theme is, as long as there are brats.
Do you mean Bratz? I love Bratz dolls! So sassy!
> Ooo, so can we talk about >anything, then? What's your favorite >condiment? Are Cadbury Cream Eggs >smaller, or are you just bigger? WHY >AM I OBSESSED WITH FOOD??!!!!
Bat-condiments.
I am bigger and have a cooler outfit.
KA-PLOW!
NO!
I do not mean bratz!
I crush you with thighs now.
I got me a Chrysler, it's as big as a whale!
sptla52 said...
I got me a Chrysler, it's as big as a whale!
Good, then it has room for me and my Bratz dolls. Cuz I have a lot. And I'm going to pelt hellga with them.
sptla52 said...
I got me a Chrysler, it's as big as a whale!
RUN! LARGE CARS! AHHHHHHH!
I figured it out!!
http://www.matheory.info/nks/calculus.png
I forgot to account for the cat.
100?
Congrats to #1 - 100. You reminded me of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUHLa1qSy24
Maybe at our party we can bang a drum. With bratwursts.
lady 91 is awesome.
Holy crap, Jonathan's having a party this weekend! Let's crash it!
I'll be on hand to present the winners.
And the Oscar goes to ... GLADIATOR! The winner is GLADIATOR!!
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