Monday, April 7, 2008

27 Reasons Why this movie sucks

And now, a real post. Thank you.


I went on a double date on Saturday and saw 27 Dresses. Before you argue or judge my taste, there was nothing else to see, and it was $2.


Anyway, I could list 27 reasons (or 127) but I'm only going to list five. Okay?




1) As strange as this is to say, Katherine Heigl and James Marsden were wasted. Not to mention other fine people like... well, Melora Hardin is the only one I can think of...


2) Hollywood needs to learn that people don't join in when they spot drunk people singing along to the jukebox at a seedy bar.


3) Titanic was less predictable.


4) It is impossible to be a "beautiful writer" when you helm a Commitments column.


5) Heigl as the ugly sister? Umm, that means everyone else on Grey's Anatomy is fuuuuugly.

6 comments:

sptla219 said...

HA! You saw a movie about dresses!

sptla35 said...

My friend's sister is ugly. She's a spork.

sptla774850 (aka Juan Valdez's burro) said...

My sister is uuuuuggggly.

sptla214 (aka james brown) said...

One time I was wasted.

sptla_hearts_leo said...

titanic wuz so like the best movie ever. the costumes and music like totally rocked. i saw it like 564 times and cried like every time.

sptla76 (aka celine dion) said...

"I have records in gold, in platinum, I have two Oscars, I have Grammys and so on."