Monday, April 7, 2008

King of the Sptlas

This post has nothing to do with the entertainment industry. I'm completely off topic, and for that I apologize.


Have any of you (shut up, sptlas) ever wondered where all those testy and hilarious sptla comments come from? Let me explain.


In college, people often communicated through AOL IM. Sometimes roommates had serious discussions this way. But I digress.


I created a fake screen name, sptla38 if memory serves, so that I could get online unnoticed, glance at who was on, and sign off if I felt like it. A certain friend of mine (let's call him sptla) hijacked my screen name and sprouted many spawns, so that I would sign on as myself and several "sptla"s would talk to me at once. He apparently recruited high school and college friends to go along with the scheme. I even received emails with pictures of spatulas from sptla38@hotmail.com.


Now they are back. They're back with a vengeance. But this time, they're funny, and there's no reason I should care. The sptlas have spoken, spoken like they never have before.


Sptlas, you are liberated! Now shut up.

11 comments:

sptla38 said...

King of the sptlas is right, don't you forget it.

sptlariffic said...

Those are some faaaaancy sptlas in the picture.

sptlawithnoreasontolive said...

No reason he should care? What am I to him, a mere fork????

sptla_enorme said...

Who is sptla with norea sont olive? I HATE olives.

sexxxysptla said...

looking for a good time with a sptla? go to www.sexxxysptla.com.

sptla532 (aka urkel) said...

Did I do that?

sptla533 (aka stefan urkelle) said...

Wake me, shake me, break me, but baby, don't forsake me.

sptla534 (aka urkelbot) said...

[Kojack Impression] Who loves ya, baby!

sptla532 (aka urkel) said...

I got nougat on my shoe!

sptla535 (aka jaleel white) said...

You know, I have done things other than Urkel. I was in Dreamgirls, dammit!

sptla536 aka (Waldo Geraldo Faldo) said...

I love shoegat!